Catty P
I’m about to diva walk out of my job any day now.
The Plan
One Adderall tomorrow.
Then again next Wednesday.
All of the projects will be done. ALL OF THEM.
Four Tylenol PMs the Monday after that.
All of the sleeps. ALL OF THEM.
And that, ladies and gents, is my solution to the end of this semester.
- Baila, baila esta cumbia…
mueve, mueve la cintura
todos las manos en alto~
Random tidbit:
There really is such a thing as Selena Day in Texas.
It is Selena Quintanilla-Pérez’ birthday.
Not only do my friends and I celebrate it, but we base our calendars around it. We have a made up Lent, which Sassy Gay Allan calls Super Lent, that ends on Selena Day, April 16, instead of Easter. And then we celebrate. A lot.
I am completely serious.
The fact that you remember this is why I will love you forever. <3
“It’s weave season!”
~Standard
If I went from pretty to ugly, I’m pretty sure I’d jump off a bridge.
Francesca Washington
ЩДЩ
“I just…want to be fisted.” ~Akilah
I am -still- mad at Ike.
>:C
Hishtinel
